ULTIMATE CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN

Prepare yourselves, folks, for the Live Cockfighting Broadcast at Thomo School Today grandest cockfighting event of the year! The arena is set, the birds are prepped, and the tension is thicker than a bowl of grits. Tonight, we're gonna witness a battle of the fiercest fowl as they slash at each other in a display of raw fury. Expect gore, nail-bit